Q: You look familiar. Where have I seen you before?
A: Some of my modeling gigs over the years include the Diet Dr.Pepper "Green Baywatch" commercial which aired over Superbowl XXXV, Muscular Development magazine cover and features, Benchwarmer trading cards, Blues Travelers "Girl Inside My Head" music video, and the TV show WOW Women of Wrestling (I played Summer of the Beach Patrol), and I even had a short stint as a developmental contract wrestler for WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) until I got hurt so badly that I required major neck surgery. I had a 2 level fusion and my surgeon (Dr. Youngblood from San Antonio, Texas) is the same guy that did Stone Cold Steve Austin, Lita, and many other WWE wrestlers. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right? I'm like the bionic woman now. My x-rays are a trip and a half!

Q: Are you single?
A: Yes, but I am trying to concentrate on my career at the moment. The only man in my life is my 5 pound attack dog named Gucci.

Q: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
A: You see I'd actually have to get offline and stop working on my website and actually leave my house to meet one, but I am always so busy with those things along with shooting for my site or companies that hire me for modeling jobs, that I just don't have the time. And the elusive "Mr. Right" is not going to come knocking on my door, unless of course he happens to work for UPS, or even less likely, is a door to door bible salesman for the Church of Mormon. LOL! So what's a girl to do? Washed up at such a young age... life is rough I tell you. *smirk* Luckily I have all of you online to play with so I don't lose my sanity. :) You guys are like my pretend boyfriends. Yay!

Q: Would you or have you ever dated a fan?
A: I would definitely consider it. You never know who you are going to meet in life and after all, I am single!

Q: How can I meet you in person?
A: You are in luck! I do make personal appearances sometimes. Be sure to check the Bulletins page on my website as well as my Fan Forum to get the inside scoop as to where I'll be next!

Q: What's your type?
A: Well, the first thing that attracts me to a man is how he speaks. Intelligence is such a turn-on. After that to keep me around, treat me well! Be the same person that I met and liked in the beginning. Don't turn from Dr. Jeckyll into Mr. Hyde... I'll call you on it, believe me! I hate games... when it comes to games, I can be Milton Bradley too... but why should I have to go there? Nice guys never finish last in my book!

Q: What are your turn-ons?
A: Laying Out Naked, Ocean Views, Roses, Hot Tubs, Baby Oil, Satin Sheets, Candles, Chocolate Covered Strawberries (think 9 1/2 Weeks food scene), Role-Playing, Fine Wines, Champagne & Chambord.

Q: What are your turn-offs?
A: What do I find really unattractive in a man? I'm not a big fan of guys that wear too much cologne (unless it's Angel for Men or Michael Kors). I despise arrogance, insecurity, judgemental or phony people, pushiness, gold chains. Anyone that reminds me of Larry from the t.v. show "Three's Company" is way out!

Q: Do you have any beauty secrets?
A: Yes, I drink MonaVie every day. MonaVie is a blend of 19 body-beneficial fruits—including the Brazilian açai berry. For countless centuries, the people of the Amazon have revered this unique fruit for its health-promoting properties, used it in the treatment of numerous ailments, and prized it as a source of health and vitality. Recently, the remarkable health benefits of açai have been validated by modern science. And because of its unparalleled antioxidant levels and superior nutrient content, açai is now widely regarded as one of the world's top superfoods. I swear by it! It gives me more energy, helps me sleep better at night, and it keeps me looking young. The key ingredient in MonaVie (açai) was recently featured on Oprah. World renowned dermatologist and author of The Wrinkle Cure, Dr. Nicholas Perricone says açai can help you look and age better. To try a bottle or become a distributor for this amazing product, please visit my website: www.mymonavie.com/bobbibillard.

Q: When were you born? What's your sign?
A: I was born on December 12... Aww Yeah! Sagittarius baby!

Q: What is your ethnic background?
A: I am French Canadian (mom's side) and French (Dad's side). My dad was born in America but his ancestry is French.

Q: I am interested in learning more about you. What's the best way?
A: Members get to chat with me live during my cam shows once a week on the Camz network! It's a lot of fun! :) Just strike up a conversation or even do a little eavesdropping. That's the best way to learn more about me. And you can always post a message to me in my free Fan Forum.

Q: How will I know when you are on cam?
A: Members can access my schedule by going to my Live Cam page.

Q: What do you do on cam?
A: Well... I like to chat and get to know you guys better or fill you in with the latest happenings. I also pose or dance in front of the camera just like I was at a LIVE photoshoot.

Q: How often do you workout? What do you do to keep in such great shape?
A: In order to keep my body fit I weight train 5 days a week with a personal trainer. I try to do a total of 1-2 hours of cardio daily. I am also on a special diet. Here is a sample of what I eat on a typical day:

My On-Season Diet
(Lots of Water! I try to drink about a gallon of water each day.)
07am - Egg Whites scrambled with Lean Ground Turkey or cut-up Chicken Breast and 1/2 cup Brown Rice
10am - Tomato & Buffalo Mozzarella Slices with Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, and Spices
01pm - Red Snapper or Salmon with steamed Asparagus or Brocolli
04pm - Canned Low-Sodium Tuna mixed with Low-Fat Mayo, Celery, & Onions
07pm - Boneless Skinless Chicken Breast with Steamed Veggies
10pm - Protein Shake

My Off-Season Diet
(Again... lots of Water!)
Calorie diet. 1200 per day. 6 small meals a day by NutriFitOnline.com.

Q: Can I send you something to wear on cam?
A: I wear a 34ddd top and a small in t-backs. You can send gifts to:

Bobbi Billard
PMB 222
PO Box 30012
Laguna Niguel, CA 92607-0012

Q: Can I link to your website?
A: Yes, please do. Please show your support for all of my hard work by grabbing a banner and placing it on your site.

Q: What are the benefits of becoming a member?
A: Streaming video cam shows twice weekly, members only mpegs, tons of archives of my past shows (I've had my website for over 5 years so I've saved all of the footage), and tons of super sexy high quality images of me. I will be adding new pictures and video footage of me taken in awesome locations from all over the world. I put a lot of effort into my site and my members know this. I will go to great lengths to get nothing but the best for you guys! It's all a part of my plan for web/world domination. ;)

Q: What kind of music do you like?
A: I have eclectic taste baby! Types: Trance, Techno, House, Hip Hop, Rap, Old School, R&B, Pop, Rock, Alternative Rock, The Blues, Regae, Opera, and even some Classical & Country. Pretty much anything but elevator music. God I can't stand that crap! Some of my favorite musicians include Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, Guns N' Roses, & Sade.
Other Artists I Dig: 3 Doors Down, 50 Cent, Alice In Chains, AMG, Andrea Bocelli, Ashlee Simpson, ATB, Baby Bash, Beastie Boys, Benny Benassi, Blues Traveler (I'm in their "Girl Inside My Head" video), Bob Marley, Britney Spears, BT, Bush, Candlebox, Chris Isaak, Coldplay, The Crystal Method, The Cult, The Cure, Cypress Hill, D' Angelo, Danzig, Darude, Deep Forest, Depeche Mode, Dido, Digital Underground, Dilated Peoples, DJ Tiesto, Dr. Dre, Duran Duran, Eazy-E, Eminem, Enigma, Eric Prydz, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, Front 242, Fuel, G-Unit, The Game, Garbage, George Michael, Grandmaster Flash, Great White, Green Day, Hoobastank, House of Pain, Ice Cube, Janes Addiction, Jay-Z, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Jon Secada, Justin Timberlake, K5, Keith Sweat, Kid Rock, Kiss, Kottonmouth Kings (I'm in their video for their song "King Klick"), Led Zepplin, Lenny Kravitz, Limp Bizkit, LL Cool J, Lords of Acid, Mase, Mario Winans, Moby, Mother Love Bone, Mötley Crüe, My Chemical Romance, Nat King Cole, Nirvana, No Doubt, Notorious B.I.G., Ol' Dirty Bastard, Orb, PM Dawn, Pantera, Paul Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyk, Pearl Jam, Pink, Pink Floyd, Portishead, The Prodigy, Puff Daddy, Q-Tip, Queensrÿche, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Revolting Cocks, Robert Miles, Santana, Sarah McLachlan, Sasha, Seal, Sister Machine Gun, Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Snoop Dogg, Soundgarden, Steve Miller Band, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Sting, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, Sugar Ray, Temple Of The Dog, Third Eye Blind, Timbaland & Magoo, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Too $hort, U2, UB40, Van Halen, VAST, Velvet Revolver, The Wallflowers, Warren G, Wham!, White Zombie, Xzibit, & Yaz... to name a few.

Q: What are your favorite movies?
A: I don't watch movies that often... I prefer the computer, music, and tv (in that order). These are some of my favorites though: The Shawshank Redemption, It Could Happen To You, True Romance, Blow, Fargo, Bridget Jones Diary, Boogie Nights, The Game, Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me, Groundhog Day, Pacific Heights, A Bronx Tale, Pretty Woman, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Airplane!, A Christmas Story, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Chasing Amy, About Last Night, Two Can Play That Game, Coming to America, The Shining, Trains Planes & Automobiles, Legally Blonde, 8MM, Field of Dreams

Q: What's your favorite type of food?
A: I love fine dining... my favorite thing to eat is sushi and anything really spicy. I'm a spice girl (right down to the shoes) and I like it super hot!

Q: What are your interests?
A: I love to play around on the computer and the internet. I run my own website along with my best friend Celeste Marie's. Technically, that makes me a webmistress... and no, LOL, that does not mean that I am a dominatrix on the web. It's amazing that I have to clarify that in order to spare myself from receiving scary emails from guys that want me to beat and tie them up. Anyway, being a webmistress means that I design and maintain websites, in case you didn't already know that. I really like to write and have always had a thing for chatrooms (since way back in the day when AOL charged by the hour and before that... BBS's). I'm interested in fitness and weight training.

Q: Likes?
A: Getting To Know You... Getting To Know All About Youuuu, Working on my website (www.BobbiBillard.com), Modeling, Acting, Fashion, Beauty, Makeup, Forensic Science, True Crime, Writing, Reading, Art, Fine Dining, Candles, Wine Tasting, Sushi, Working Out, Cardio, Exercise, Fitness, Dancing, Shopping, Traveling, Laughing, Fun, Happiness, Health, Friends, Family, Reality TV Shows, Learning New Things, Interior Design, Architecture, Origami, Inside Jokes, Running with Scissors, Sitting Way Too Close to the Television, and Anything Else My Mommy Told Me NOT To Do, Sneaking Out of the Balcony In 6 Inch Platform Heels, Doing Karate Kicks To the Head In 6 Inch Platform Heels (I'm talented in those things... I tell ya!), Choose Your Own Adventure Books (way back in the day), Old School Video Games (I'll kick your ass at "Tetris"! And speaking of video games, does anyone remember "Leisure Suit Larry" from back in the day? I love Larry... but don't even start me about Larry from Three's Company! Ewww!), Papillons, Chinese Crested, Rubber Duckies, Animals (Preferably not the PARTY kind), Surfing the 'Net (Without A Surfboard), Skydiving Without A Parachute (NOT!), Music, Astrology, Daisies, Psychology, Kickboxing, Rey Mysterio, Snowboarding, Soccer, Hiking, Coffee, Chatting, Chat Rooms, Spontaneity, Comedy, Webdesign, Photography, the Hot Silver Chick Silhouette From Truckers' Mudflaps, the Hot Farmer Chicks From Hee Haw, Daisy Duke, Pamela Anderson, Jenna Jameson, Carmen Electra, Jessica Simpson, Being Naughty, Being Nice, Lingerie, Massage, Pampering, Spa Days, Skinny Dipping, Naked Twister (woohoo!), (Jello) Wrestling (LMFAO!), Nude Slip N' Slide, Strip Monopoly, Topless Bungee Jumping (Wait! On second thought... I have Triple D's, not a good idea at all!), Clothing-Optional Texas Hold 'Em (Ha!), Just Being Naked In General (I'm comfortable in my own skin), Trampolines, Sex, Porn, Porn Stars, Freak Shows, Blow-Up Sheep, Praying Mantises, Eavesdropping, Public Nudity, People-Watching, Playboy, Nude Beaches, Winnie the Pooh & Tigger too!

Q: Dislikes?
A: Traffic!! I live in the O.C. and it's getting just as bad as L.A. here... and let me just tell you, it SUCKS!!

People who drive slow in the carpool lane! Are you in there to prove a point that you have more than one person in your car? Come on!! Let's go! Step on it!!!

Not to be gross but I hate toilet paper! I only wipe with flushable baby wipes. It feels so much cleaner! I will only use TP as a LAST resort. And please!!! What is up with one ply, cheap toilet paper that some people buy and use in their homes? I can understand wanting to save some money here and there, but is there a particular reason why you or your guests would want to wipe with something that feels like sandpaper? Spend the extra thirty cents or whatever it costs and buy the good shit! Thank you!

Q: What do you look for in a friend?
A: I look for people who are down to earth and know how to have fun. A good friend should be: reliable, honest, confident, open minded, intelligent, understanding, and there for the long haul. All relationships take work, it can't be one-sided. You have to be a good listener and I definitely prefer to surround myself with positive and supportive people. It's always been hard for me to meet good people. I am very fortunate to have some very good girl and guy friends, however it has taken me a LONG time to find them! I have always thought there are 4 curses in life: being beautiful, being rich, being famous, and being powerful... because people want you for what you have and not for who you are. I am very careful who I let get close to me. I am definitely a firm believer in quality, not quantity.

Q: What do you look for in a guy?
A: Same as what I am looking for in a friend. I think its very important to be friends first and foremost.

Q: Do you have any pets?
A: Yes! I have a little dog named "Gucci". He's a 5 pound Papillon. The word "Papillon" is French for "butterfly" and from far away his face looks like one. His big ears are like the wings and he has a white stripe down his face which is like the body of a butterfly. He is very cute and well behaved. I absolutely LOVE him! I bring him around with me when I can in a little bag made for dogs. I decided to take a picture of him so that you all can see what he looks like. This was taken after a photoshoot. I hadn't unpacked yet and he decided to take a little nap on top of my luggage. He looked so cute, I had to take a picture. Click here to see.

I recently took another cute photo of my dog. I was in my office working on some website stuff and my dog came in the room with a 20 dollar bill in his mouth looking all innocent. Here's a photo of my dog being a total clepto. Click here to view. Smart dog, eh?

Q: Who are your favorite models?
A: My favorite models are Pamela Anderson, Suzanne Stokes, Jennifer Walcott, and also my best friend Celeste Marie.

Q: What would people be surprised to learn about you?
A: Well... I tend to surprise people a lot. I have a bi-uvula (do you know what that means?). I have 20-13 vision (better than perfect). I am extremely intuitive. I am often told that I am VERY down to earth and real. I am extremely flexible. I can put both of my legs behind my head. LOL! What else? I am deathly afraid of bees! If a bee comes anywhere in my general vicinity, I lose it!

Q: What is your favorite perfume?
A: I wear Angel by Thierry Mugler. It's one of my favorites. I recently started wearing Michael Kors a lot too.

Q: What is your favorite cologne?
A: Angel and Michael Kors for men, of course!

Q: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
A: I'm not completely sure yet, I still have a lot of places to check out. I really like tropical places with beautiful beaches. Who knows, someday I could be doing my Bobbi TV (cam) from an island somewhere. I am dying to get the hell out of Cali! I am beginning to think that there is nothing out here for me. :(

Q: What is the craziest thing you ever did?
A: *Giggle!* Where do I begin? I used to sneak out by climbing down my balcony like catwoman! Try doing that in 8 inch heels!!! Oh, and then there was that one night when I drove home from San Diego with 2 naked chics in my car and the interior lights on... LOL! Don't ask!

Q: What's your biggest pet peeve?
A: Ok... can someone please tell me what the deal is with girls being extremely rude to guys that talk to them at a club if they aren't interested in the guy? Come on ladies, WHY would you want to be a TOTAL BITCH to some guy that found YOU attractive and had the balls to come up and talk to you? I have been there with women (usually other models) that act this way and it sucks! There is absolutely no excuse for this behavior... even if YOU think you are the hottest chick in the universe! Treat people the way you would like to be treated. I don't like mean people period! Ladies, if you are like this, no offense but I can't hang out with you. I have a news flash for ya... NO ONE IS BETTER THAN anyone so be nice or be gone! That is why I usually don't hang out with that many girls that do what I do for a living. I'd love to meet some DOWN TO EARTH girls that are in my industry, for a change. Are there any nice girls out there reading this?

Q: Have you heard any good pick-up lines?
A: I'd generally say no, because I don't really care for lines, but I have heard a few that made me laugh (I guess that's a good thing!)...

1) My eyes must not be working because I can't take them off of you.
2) Lets go back to my place and do the things that I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
3) So are you going to give me your phone number or am I going to have to stalk you?
4) Hello, we came to a unanimous decision that you are the most beautiful girl here tonite. Could you write down your name and phone number so that I may contact you concerning your prize... an all expenses paid date with me?
5) I know milk does a body good... but DAMN girl, how much have you been drinking?

Q: Ok, what's the worst line you ever heard?
A: The worst attempted line was when some guy gave me his card and underneath his name it said, "freelance gynecologist"! I was like you have got to be kidding me!!!